letters to me v.1
by Samantha
dear sam,
please stop dropping me.
it hurts my feelings.
-iPhone
dear sam,
i really am out to get you.
-your bladder
dear sam,
you’re my favorite possible human being in the entire universe.
i really think it’s awesome that you let me put my cold nose all over your face
in the middle of the night and wake you up from the little sleep you ever really get.
i know you really don’t mean it when you shove me away.
remember when i protected your head from your concussion?
and i put my paws on your head when you were practically dying?
you didn’t push me away then.
so now i like to bother you 100000% more of the time.
oh boy.
you must really like me.
-oreo
dear sam,
i’m sorry i make you wake up confused every morning.
good luck trying to figure out which pieces of me are relevent.
i like to contradict myself.
because it’s funny.
and it keeps you on your toes.
-dreamland
dear sam,
why do you have this new obsession with not captilizing the first letters in your sentences anymore?
-english class
dear sam,
i’m still embarassed that you let angie stick my hands down my pants for your video.
i will never live it down.
-dinotravis
dear sam,
i was hiding in your closet.
-flashdrive
dear sam,
i miss you.
-camera
dear sam,
please buy me soon.
i’m waiting.
-new amazing awesome-r camera
dear sam,
i am deeply sorry that i flip out…
and make you sweat…
and want to puke…
every time you want to confess your feelings.
i’m really, really sorry for making you wait.
i promise it will be worth it.
give me time. give it time.
i promise to try harder to toughen up.
but in the meantime, trust this feeling.
you’re not imagining it.
-your guts.
